Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Now Hiring!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I freak out. I am probably the worst person at making decisions, even if it's deciding if I should wear my hair up or down. It's slightly pathetic.




The opportunity to help me is out on the table people. I am now hiring for a "life decision maker" for me, myself, and I. Job duties include making all decisions for me, big or small, and doing this in a timely matter. With the economy the way it is, it's either this or working at McDonald's. Feel free to leave a comment and your resume. Thank you for your interest.

1 comments:

your favorite brother said...

Can I apply? I think that would be fun and easy. I'd make quick decisions for you. I really, really want the job.