I can't make this stuff up

During my 4 weeks in a kindergarten classroom, you can only imagine the stories and comments I heard coming out of their little mouths. Some hilarious, some quite sad, and some plain strange. Here are a few that I can remember.

• Student: "Do you have a baby?" Me: "No, why?" S: "You look like a mom" M: "How old do you think I am?" S: "44"


• S: "Can Katelyn talk english?" M: "Yes, why?" S: "Well she has brown skin" M: "It doesn't matter what color skin you have, you can speak any language you want" S: "Oh, well I thought all brown people couldn't speak english"


• S: "Miss S, can you have a baby?" M: "Sorry, not really at that stage in my life right now" S: "Well I want you to have one so you can bring it tomorrow since it's your last day"


• S: "I have a headache. I think I have Beiber fever"


• As I point to a quarter I ask "can you tell me the name of this coin?" S: "Big heads?" M: "What about this one (dime)?" S: "Little heads?"


• S: "Who are those girls?" M: "Those are my roommates. I live with them" S: "Can I be your roommate?"


• When I was saying goodbye to them for the last time they kept asking for things of mine so they could remember me. They wanted my name badge, bracelet, even my pencil. One girl asked if she could have my perfume because I always smelled so good.